Hey ya'll! I am pleased to bring to you today, our very first Author of the Week! Enjoy!



A very warm welcome to our Author of the Week, ICMezzo!


1 - How did you get into writing?

I’m an editor in real life, so I spend a good deal of time writing and editing each day. Unfortunately, the topics I cover aren't always very exciting. So I decided to start writing fanfic as a creative outlet this past winter, a month or two after I started reading it.

2 - What turned you on to slash?

I started with canon first, so I read a lot of E/B stories, and then quickly added Jella stories into the mix. It was sometime around then that I stumbled onto Manyafandom’s amazing and varied stories. I think her story “The Arrangement” first got me thinking outside the box. At some point a light bulb went on in my head; if Edward or Jasper is good, Edward and Jasper is better.
Luckily, Manyafandom had the fantastic story “All I ever knew” posted right there by “The Arrangement” so my transition into the m/m pairings was quick and easy.

Also, I’d had an unfortunate crush on Carlisle from the moment he first crossed my path but I really had no interest in reading Carlisle/Esme. So with the introduction of slash into my world the possibilities suddenly seemed endless. ;)

3 - What updates are you sure not to miss?

Well, of course there are so many that I read and I could never name them all here, but here is a small sampling of the slash WIPs that I read regularly as they update:

Dear Agony, by Twiboy
If on a Winter’s Night, by Touchstone67
I Wept Not, by ArcadianMaggie
Marked, by Whitlock-Masen
Raw and Rosey, by TuesdayMidnight
Sketchbook Revelations, by PolkaDotMama
Your Biggest Fan, by OfTheDamned

I think I love the first three because of the sheer volume of exquisitely written angst. (I never ever cry, and I Wept Not brought a tear to my eye.) Perhaps surprisingly, I love, love, love to read angst even though I don’t write it.

I love Marked because I like my men to be men. :) Also, it is set right here in Boston and... let’s just put it out there... if you’re going to have your characters watch Red Sox games, your story is automatically a win. That’s just sound judgment.

Let’s see. What else? Raw and Rosey is just fun and is a nice beak from all the angst. I love Sketchbook Revelations for its artistic flavor and Your Biggest Fan is my newest pickup. I just started reading it recently and I have a slight crush on several of the author’s works.

4 - What is your favorite story, both popular and not popular?

My favorite story? How is that possible? If I did have one, it would probably change daily. But I really just don’t!

Okay...so... how about this: My favorites are actually mostly all one-shots. I guess I’m just a one-shot kinda girl. (Don’t judge!) Many one-shots don’t get huge review numbers, so you could call them unpopular, though I think perhaps I’d use the term under-appreciated. (Oh, and um...when you see the list, you’ll probably recognize that a few have been expanded into amazing multi-chapter stories. But in this case, I’m actually referring to the original single-shot that started it all.)

So, here we go, my favorite one-shots:

Alpha Xi Omega, by Whitlock-Masen
Copperhead, by OftheDamned
Marked: The One-shot, by Whitlock-Masen
Of Love and Silence, by RobsLostSoul
Rough Seas, by MySlashyFriend
The Spice of Life, by Bookbag

5 - When you write your boys, do you see the actors that play them, or someone different?

Generally I see my characters as they were portrayed in the first Twilight movie, especially if I’m writing vampires, with one general exception--every Jasper I write has much better hair than poor Jasper has had in any Twilight movie so far.

Seriously, Summit, give poor Jackson a reasonable wig in BD... and maybe a few more lines while you’re at it, m’kay?

6 - If you could spend the day inside your favorite author's head, who would it be and why?

Well, I don’t have a single favorite author, and I’m not sure I would want to spend a day inside anyone else’s head. The thought kinda freaks me out! Plus, if I were in someone’s head, I’d find out the endings to their fics and I want to be surprised! But I would like to spend a day with several authors. Does that count? Choosing one in particular would be exceedingly difficult. (I don’t really know anyone in the fandom super well yet.) But if I had to choose I’d have to go with ArcadianMaggie. She kinda “found” me as an author early on, so I think in some way I’ll always be a little in awe of her. Plus she seems just so nice... in addition to cool, smart, and funny. You can’t beat that, can you? Also, I get the feeling she is a terribly busy person, but she is always willing to stop and answer a question or give me advice. Every time I learn something about her I end up thinking she is even more awesome than I previously thought. So yeah. I’d love hang out with her for a day and get to know her better.

7 - Regardless of storyline, who writes the best humps that leave you wet and begging for more?

*blushes* Ummm....errrr.... ehhhh... hmmm.... I don’t know?

Okay, call me a girl or whatever, but I don’t think I can separate the sex from the plotlines. When I think of my favorite lemons, they are all different acts by all different authors. And I imagine it is because the lemons were so perfect within their context.

Now, I’m assuming that you ask the question because you want some recommendations, right? Well, I don’t want to leave you high and dry (as opposed to wet or hard?), so I’ll just say that as lemons go, in my humble opinion it would be hard to go wrong reading anything by SubtlePen, Naelany and SorceressCirce (Whitlock-Masen), Touchstone67, Domward’s Mistress, or PolkaDotMama.

8 - Do you post on any other fandoms?

I do not. I don’t read stories from other fandoms either, mostly due to a lack of time. If I was going to try one out, I might read Harry Potter fanfic, because of all of the wonderful things I hear about HP stories. If I was going to write something, I might try Lord of the Rings. Does that fandom even exist? It must, right?

*pauses to wipe drool off keyboard after contemplating Aragorn and Legolas in various slashy combinations*

9 - Do you listen to music when you write, and if so, does it influence what you write?

I do listen to music, but what I am writing influences what I listen to, instead of the other way around.

If I’m trying to concentrate on an important dramatic scene, I actually listen to classical music. I often use classical for lemon-writing as well. I often wonder if that is really weird. Am I the only one who uses Handel for handjobs and Brahms when writing a beej? But then again, I had one boyfriend who thought the best possible music for sex was Ravel’s Bolero. TMI? (For the record, I disagree. Also, this might seem less random if you knew we were both classical music students in college at the time so we lived and breathed this stuff.)

ANYWAY, the rest of the time I write to alt rock. It particularly helps me get in the right place to write comedy.

10 - Would you ever write something out of your comfort zone? Why or why not?

Yes, definitely. My comfort zone is “Said an Done” and “Worth the Climb”-style stories (i.e., light, fluffy, comedic slash). But lately been trying to write other genres and pairings that I’m very much not comfortable with, mostly because I want to try to grow as a writer. I often use contests as an excuse to push myself to try new styles and ideas. I’m sure these attempts have had mixed results, which is okay. I’m learning. :)

That said, don’t worry; I promise to keep the funny headed your way. But if you see that I’ve randomly posted a tragic-sounding one-shot or a B/E story, you’ll know why. ;)



Thank you so much, ICMezzo, for giving us a peek into your brilliant mind!! We will definitely be looking for more from you!

Till next time.....

Hey ya'll! Sorry for the lateness of this post...forgive me. Sometimes, RL just gets in the way! But now, no more waiting.......it's time for humps!



Hello my fellow Slash h00r's, Jen here to bring you some good humps to brighten your day.



This little beauty is one of my favourites. I am cheating slightly with this one, as it was written for my birthday the other month, but that doesn't take away hot seriously hot this fic is.


Claiming of Jasper By dtav


CAUTION! MAY CAUSE PANTIE EXPLOSION!


Summary: Jasper is a virgin who just came out of the closet. Edward is a sexual predator looking for the next trick. Can the virgin tame the wild beast? One-shot written for OCDJen's birthday. Contains slash.


I am sucker for virgin boys, more so when one is and other is a bit of a whore. I love the lesson's that one of the boys gives the other and this fic does not let you down. This fic does work backwards as it started as a one shot. The first chapter tells of their very first night together, and how the sexual predator was feeling a little nervous about their first time together. Wonderfully, the boy wouldn't leave dtav alone and made her write their story :D detailing how they meet and the lesson's Edward gives Jasper. Yes, I really did get excited when she told me she was going to continue it!


Here's a wonderful little tease from the latest chapter that had me drooling and begging for more.




"Do you know what rimming is?" I asked him.




"No, what is it?" He asked questioningly.




"It'll be part of our lesson tonight. Pay close attention, cause this oral exam will be a little harder than the last one." I chuckled.




Jasper laughed, but stopped abruptly when I inserted one of my fingers into the crack of his ass and caressed his hole. Swiping the pre cum off my dick, I moaned in pleasure upon touching myself, but I didn't do anything else. This was about Jasper right now; my release would have to wait. I used my lubricated finger to caress his hole as I continued stroking his dick. Spreading his cheeks with my hand, I licked his crack making my way from his balls to his puckered hole and licking it all over.




"God, Edward! Are you trying to fucking kill me?" He screamed.




"Now you know what rimming is." I said laughing as I started licking his hole again.




Continuing to stroke his dick, I pushed my tongue inside his hole and started thrusting it in and out a few times before Jasper begged me to stop.




"Please, Edward. It's too good, I can't take it." He begged.




"Okay, baby. That's enough of that for now then." I promised.




Standing back up, I pressed my dick up against his back and started thrusting my hips against him. Jasper pushed back into me causing his dick to slide in and out of my hand as if he were fucking it. Continuing to thrust against him, I pressed my finger against his tight ring of muscles stopping when I felt him tense against me.




"You alright, Jasper?" I asked.




"Yes, Edward. Don't stop." He begged. "Please."




He continued thrusting his hips in rhythm with mine as I pressed my finger inside of him slowly. As I pushed my finger all the way in, Jasper threw his head back in pleasure.




"Fuck, Edward!" He yelled.




"Enjoy it baby, just enjoy it." I whispered, while thrusting my finger out of him at a slow pace. Jasper started thrusting his hips erratically against mine as pleasure started to overwhelm him.




Feeling he was ready, I slowly pushed another finger inside of him and continued thrusting my dick against his ass in rhythm with my fingers. Jasper was moaning incoherently and thrusting his hips in an uneven pace. Curling my fingers inside of him, I knew the minute I hit his sweet spot.




*Fans self* This wonderful little bit of action takes against....Actually, I'll let you go check it out and see for yourself.

Its four chapters in, and every chapter is hotter than the last. Go drop by and give dtav some love for this wonderful hidden gem!

I hope ya'll enjoyed what Miss Sarah had to offer yesterday... I know I did! Now.....on with the show! I have a feeling today's rec is gonna be good, but I'm feeling a little thirsty.....



Hello my lovelies, Angela here and I come bearing treats of the sweet and naughty variety. This happens to be one of my personal favorites and it’s a gem. It’s a hot story of love and secrets. I guarantee you’ll get pulled into the love story of budding relationships, lies, not to mention drama and unexpected twists and turns..Has their ever been a story without it? I think not. Without further adieu I give you


Forever Mine by Iskandiie


Summary: There is a new family of vampires in town. The Cullen's welcomed the Hales and work together, ready for the evil entering Forks......however there is also a love that clashes between the two families.

Alight be ready with your popcorn and or the beverage and candy of your choice; might I suggest Mike and Ike lol.......this fic will have you close to the edge of your seat. This story starts off with vamp Edward, Carlisle, Emmett, and Alice mate-less.....sad I know *tear* but never fear Alice has a vision and sees their mates and who shall it be. Well if you must know none other than the beautiful Hale siblings, Rosalie and Jasper and of course their “mom” Esme.

So you know Alice must meddle in things she has no business meddling with in the first place, evil pixie. But she gets Edward and Jasper together after coming up with a plan that includes Rosalie; I mean you can’t fault her for that. Those two I swear spell trouble lol. Edward and Jasper’s relationship is so beautiful and innocent but that soon changes when you throw some wolves in, a cursed Halloween day that makes Jasper literally take on the traits of his human class mates, a fire, vampire hormones.....as if you couldn’t guess that happening lol and of course a crazy vampire with a powerful voodoo ring.

And did I mention Jane is Jasper’s sister? *gasp* I didn’t.....well she is. That certainly throws a wrench into things.

This story is now complete but it also has a mini sequel. So go check it out and tell’em that Angela sent you!

Until next time!

Hey ya'll!! After much waiting, planning, and preparing, we are pleased to have you join us as we launch our new blog!! So, without further ado......



First official post and I get to do it, I am both super excited about this and very nervous, so I had better make this a good one.


My job today is to rec y'all a great slash fic that has a HOT Dr Edward. Well the first one that comes to mind is........


Southern Charm By Meikela

Summary: CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH


I found Southern Charm whilst looking for another fic by the same name, a het fic at that too *hangs head in shame*, and it quickly became one of my favourites. Our Dr Edward for this story is fresh from the navy, having served in Afghanistan and Iraq. He was already broken before he left for his tour of duty and heaven knows what serving in the middle east has done to his already tortured mind. Enter Jasper a cop, shot in the line of duty and hospitalised. To get the full feel of this story it is best to read the first out take, on the authors profile, where we learn a little of the boys past.


Can Doctor Cullen help heal Jasper and in turn can Jasper help to heal Edward. I sure hope so, these boys own me!


This story is now complete, so if you haven't already read it and now decided that you want to you won't be sat waiting for updates, see I aren't I good to you. This was one of those stories that every time I got the alert that it had updated I dropped everything to go read, even if I was at work and believe me people, with the lemons Meikela writes, it's best not read at work. Nothing like being sat doing the monthly financial forecast after being left hot and bothered my hot boy sexing.


It really is hard not to fall in love with these boy's, the journey of falling in love and the healing process that takes place along the way is beautifully written by Meikela.


As with all good stories there are a few out takes posted too and a freaking amazing side story called The Cletus Chronicles, told from the POV of Edward's cat and damn if this feisty cat doesn't own me too. He's original, street smart and I sure as hell wouldn't want to mess with him! Although if I could come back as a cat in another life I wouldn't mind being his sexy señorita LOL. He's the only (person) I know that could get away with calling Jasper a 'Golden haired bastard' and me still love him. He's also a bit of a voyeur, much to Jasper's discomfort.


So there you have it folks, my first rec for you, Southern Charm by Meikela, one hot Dr Edward.


Enjoy!

WELCOME!

Welcome to Slash H00rs R Us! We are a Twilight slash blog with any pairings from Twilight, but no femmeslash! I'm Penny, and I really hope ya'll enjoy what we have in store!

Now, I'd like for you to meet my staff!!



Meet Angela, a fellow sassy Southern girl who thinks Twilight slash is hotter than a Southern summer! Ang likes music, reading, and is quite fomd of Mike and Ike candy! Especilly the red ones! *wink*



Meet Jen, a cheeky, lovely Brit who never fails to leave Fanfic panting for more of her fucking hot slash! Jen likes roller coasters, writing, and has an affinity for a candy called Wine Gums. Me, personally, I prefer Dick Tarts, and yes, they're what you think!



And last, but certainly not least, meet Sarah, my lovely fucking awesome British fic wife. She never fails to leave me grinning and blushing when we chat about slash! Sarah likes reading, "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", and, for some reason, British cocks on a stick! Hmmm, wifey....I'll take some of that!






Well, there you have it! I hope ya'll will join us on Monday for our very first post!

Thank you!

Penny

FINALLY

Hey, ya'll! I just wanted to let you know that finally, I believe that we are just about ready to start posting! On Friday of this week, I will post the names of my staff, as they will be working hard to bring ya'll yummy slashy goodness every day.

There will be a break over the weekend so I can get everything together and sorted, then I am hoping to launch our first official post on Monday, September 6. On that day, we will have some Dr. Edward for ya! Mmmmm.....I can't wait!

Again, thanks for your patience, and I hope you stick around for the beginning of this awesome blog!

Penny

Hey ya'll! I've been working hard today, figuring out days and sections, and here's what you can look forward to so far....

Mondays will feature Dr. Edward. Yummy...

Tuesdays will feature All Vamp slash. Rawr!

Wednesdays will feature Smut Only. Woohoo!

Thursdays will feature our Author of the Week, which will include an interview of said author. Gonna be fun!

Fridays will feature our Dose of Daddy C, to get you revved up for the weekend...
So hot!

I'm not sure about the weekends yet, but I'll let you know, and as time goes on, we will be adding more stuff!

Thank you for being so patient with me! I promise we will be up and running soon!

Penny